I hope nobody is actually reading and paying attention to my posts. Last night I was committed to Cartier's Pasha EDP for the weekend. It's a really nice frag, but by 2PM this afternoon, I was ready to hang myself from boredom. We had dinner plans tonight and I didn't want to risk offending anyone with one of my crazy frags. So for the first time (ever I think) I reached for Noir Extreme Parfum by TF. I'm going to go out on a limb and say of the 8.2 billion people on the planet, not a single one is going to be offended by TF Noir Extreme. I'm sure I'm going to offend a few but I'm going to be very lazy with this post and do a simple copy and paste from some AI app. It's a "darker, bolder brother" of the original Noir Extreme Eau de Parfum (EDP). While the original is famous for its creamy, dessert-like kulfi note, the Parfum version adds a layer of ruggedness that pulls it further into masculine, evening territory. Ehh... OK. I'm just happy I got the better one according to ChatGPT. Now I'm going to say the meanest thing I can say about a frag (or a person for that matter.) This fragrance is "nice". Interesting? No. Memorable? No. Am I going to reach for it again anytime soon? Take a guess. IMO: 6.8 / 10.0

As I mentioned before, It was @Rich Toczynski that posted an open box special at Jomashop for this frag. Being a lover of all things Boudicea, it took me about 17-19 seconds before I scooped up what was probably the last open box (for about $108.) Before I hit the "SOLD!" button on jomashop, I quickly blasted through the comments on fragrantica. They were all over the board to say the least. Blind-buy, of course. Anyway, it came today and here are my comments. I'm going to guess (and correct me if I'm wrong) that I am the only owner of this particular fragrance in the BoS. So... How do I describe this stuff... OK, let's start here... Imagine you know a guy that has worn the same leather jacket for 20+ years every single day of his life. He loves his Harley and he's always working on it while wearing his leather jacket. This jacket is old and "fragrant", and one day he decides to finally retire it. Instead of burying it or throwing it out, he sets it on fire right there on his driveway. While the jacket is in a blaze of glory (smelling up the entire neighborhood), he notices some agarwood (with oud from India) on his lawn and he throws that into the flames too. Out comes his neighbor (the crazy mad scientist) who's fascinated by the odor and quickly figures out a way to capture the smoke and he condenses it to a liquid form. This HAS to be the genesis of Boadicea's Complex. The oud here is raw and quite an animalic agarwood. This is NOT(!!) the sweet, fun-loving oud found in many modern frags. This stuff is lean, mean, and deeply woody. The oud isn't the star of the show, but rather it works in a "complex" partnership with that heavy (HEAVY!!) leather. Let's just call this earthy, smoky, and "skanky" (animalic). Polarizing? Some would call the opening smell to be similar to industrial chemicals or "bug spray," while others would call it sophisticated, with some beautiful, leather, dry woodsy notes. IF you have the cajones to actually spray this, now listen carefully: ONE SPRAY ONLY!! Once you have a a handle on things and you're a brave soul, then you can prove your manliness and spray it twice. If you break the bottle, move out of your residence immediately and contact a hazmat team. You'll be able to return in a couple of months. The sick thing is that I actually like this stuff. It's unique. It's interesting. And one spray smells pretty good on me. Again, if you think you know "beast mode", well... One final caveat: This is strictly for cold weather and only in situations where you know your crowd.