I pay my bills eventually The due date & I have an understanding, It threatens, I panic-clean the house instead. My phone has 49 reminders I ignore 48 with confidence. The last one? “Send important email” I reorganised the spice rack I lose my keys while holding my keys, I open 1 tab to check 1 fact & resurface 3 hours later fluent in Icelandic volcano trivia. I hyper focus like a sniper on the wrong target. Taxes? Impossible Deep dive on 18th century saddle stitching? Elite performance My brain runs on simultaneous tabs: Anxiety, brilliance, snack ideas, existential crisis, sleeping But here’s the twist Underneath the chaos is horsepower. We don’t lack drive We lack steering 🤣