I pay my bills eventually
The due date & I have an understanding,
It threatens, I panic-clean the house instead.
My phone has 49 reminders
I ignore 48 with confidence.
The last one? “Send important email”
I reorganised the spice rack
I lose my keys while holding my keys,
I open 1 tab to check 1 fact & resurface 3 hours later fluent in Icelandic volcano trivia.
I hyper focus like a sniper on the wrong target.
Taxes? Impossible
Deep dive on 18th century saddle stitching? Elite performance
My brain runs on simultaneous tabs:
Anxiety, brilliance, snack ideas, existential crisis, sleeping
But here’s the twist
Underneath the chaos is horsepower.
We don’t lack drive
We lack steering 🤣