You are now a resident. Please report unusual conditions promptly. You are encouraged to: 🧅 post to describe things you see 🧅 document creatures 🧅 warn others about inclement weather events 🧅 ask questions of entities 🧅 report items found within or beyond the Castle Not everything requires an image. Nothing requires meaning. Brief reports are welcome. Examples: “The staircase has remembered my aunt again.” “Bitter fog near the pastry chamber.” “The horses appear diagonally exhausted.” If you see something unsettling, impossible or mildly administrative… … please post about it. The more you get involved, the higher you climb on the Castle Leaderboard and the more ridiculous treasure you unlock. Now, you'll find your living quarters up to the left. Guests seeking additional comfort, confusion and ceremonial gifts may wish to enquire about upgrading to a Premium suite. Either way, please navigate the 10-foot swan on the landing with care. Peer not into the jug it holds. Thank you for your continued dampness. P.S. There have been reports of an explorable dungeon beneath the Castle. Dungeon posts are marked with a green circle:🟢 They are part of an interactive adventure and should not be read in numerical order.

Several residents have recently reported the existence of a small but deeply impractical dungeon beneath the Castle. So far, reports include: - emotionally difficult transformations - soup incidents - items of questionable sense - at least one disappointing spoon Dungeon posts are marked with a green circle:🟢 They are part of an interactive adventure and should not be read in numerical order. Instead, follow the links and choices within each post as you explore. Those entering the dungeon are advised that: - not every route leads somewhere sensible - some objects may become important later - the Castle surgeons will do their best for you if you make unwise choices You are encouraged to: - explore - collect treasure - interact with unusual residents and creatures - report strange after-effects upon your return 🚨 Please avoid posting direct spoilers, specific routes or complete solutions in the main feed. The dungeon functions best when rumours, warnings and partial recollections spread naturally through the Castle. There is no known final objective within the dungeon at this time. Residents typically explore until they become too wealthy, too injured or too spinach-related to continue. When you are ready, click here to descend the ladder into the stupid depths

This creature has materialised in the Castle's seventh bedroom. You may ask it one question. 👇