14d • Castle Reports
Trouble in the Turrets
The latest set of hatchlings have broken out of the gargoyle turret-top nursery.
"The Unweathered", as they are sometimes referred, are currently reeking havoc in the upper quarters of the castle and being pursued by increasingly agitated nursery staff.
Mistress Chisel-Hand (head nanny) is appealing for anyone who knows the whereabouts of the nursery cupboard key, where the baby catching implements are stored, to please get in touch with a member of staff immediately.
"We don't stand a chance of catching the little blighters without our stone magnets, echo-lure tuning forks and bowls of enchanted rainwater" she said.
This season's batch were particularly strong and mischievous it is reported. If one confronts you, they can sometimes be subdued and discouraged from crushing your head by saying their name in a gravelly tone whilst rubbing two pebbles together. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to tell apart, so the advice is to cycle through the list of names until you spot some change in demeanor.
This season's little ones are....
Sir Flapjack the Heavy
Mumblecrust
Hover-Belly
Snort
Gargle the Puddle-Drinker
Glump the Spatula
Crumble-Horn
Squint
Good luck.
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