Tired of everything needing to make so much sense?
Let the Castle be your sanctuary.
From the mind of Doctor Who writer Jason Arnopp and opened 8 May 2026, this is a place for:
๐ dream logic
๐ strange reports
๐ฉ delighted confusion
You do not need to be funny.
You do not need to appear clever.
You simply need to react to, report on and occasionally survive the things you see and meet within the Castle.
Overly coherent posts and comments may be punished with temporary lantern duty.
The Castle also contains a small, interactive and deeply impractical dungeon.
The more you get involved, the more ridiculous treasure you unlock.
Residents of the Castle often report prior exposure to:
๐ข Fighting Fantasy gamebooks
๐ข Monty Python
๐ข Dungeons & Dragons
๐ข The Mighty Boosh
Kindly grease up both elbows prior to starting your free 7-day trial.
๐จ Please note: no further guests may be admitted to the Castle once its MRR comfortably covers the creatorโs rent and an irresponsible quantity of 80s gamebooks.