I hear there is some sort of sports ball contest occurring just outside the castle (though in a high security fort that is really picky about whom might be allowed in, to watch or participate). The winners get some sort of wooden cup, which is a metaphor for Christ, or possibly a metaphor for how cheap the organisers are. One of the two.
I believe the Three Lions team is pretty popular amongst many of the castle residents, despite them being literal lions with little understanding of sports. Do we have fans of any of the other teams?
I'll try to sneak around the back and climb on top of some bins to see if I can report on any of the games.