ASSence - Eau de Toilette
Opening with a bold blast of straight-up numero dos, ASSence wastes absolutely no time setting expectations. Animalic notes charge in like an uninvited farm animal, followed by a warm, unmistakable fecal accord that says, “Yes, this is happening.” The drydown? Imagine a zoo dumpster left in the sun, but with confidence. Longevity is eternal. Projection is aggressive. Compliments; People ran away with seeming “excitement”. Final verdict: Not a fragrance, an experience. Best worn when you want personal space… permanently. 💩 No, but for real, this is a gag fragrance my coworker brought in today. He got one of the other guys with it... We all kinda share fragrances and this one was a heavy hitter... Glad he didnt try it on me!! What say you guys? Have you tried??? LOL 😂 https://youtu.be/FuAasmQGrBc?si=LvUUfirSQngwM5UP Have a great day Everyone, thanks for laughing with me.