I do love this group, but quite frankly, it needs a stout injection of British spunk in order for it to make the grade. As a proud and patriotic Englander, it behooves me to assert our sovereign dominance and stamp our union-jack-shaped mark on this verdant taiga of the horological landscape.
So today, the Crown deems it to be FISH N’ CHIPS FRIDAY. Please assume the requisite reverence and wear a wholly appropriate timepiece, one that marks the day with respect. Maybe the dial can have a picture of a haddock or something, I dunno.
Please look out for additional Brit-themed days to come: “Tepid Tea Tuesday”, “Emotionally Stunted Saturday”, and of course “I Don’t Care If It’s Yours, It’s Staying In The British Museum Monday”.