OOTD - Pirate's Version - 7 April 2026
Minutia day today. Figuring out formatting for regulatory submissions while cleaning up our financial reporting processes to make sure projects are easily tracked and categorized. As a statistician, I enjoy the organizational part. As a human, some of these minutia make me to want to pull out my eyeballs. To inject some fun into the day, here's the outfit as written by a sartorial pirate (thanks Co-Pilot) đ´ââ ď¸ Todayâs RMRS Outfit Log â Written by a Gentleman Pirate ⢠Shirt â DSâ040 (Charles Tyrwhitt): A crisp white nonâiron twill dress shirt with French cuffs, cut slim and clean as a freshly swabbed deck. The classic point collar stands tall beneath the rigging, giving proper support to a bold silk tie and polished silver cufflinks. ⢠Undershirt â USâ002 (Ralph Lauren): A plain white cotton crew that stays hidden like treasure in the hold. Soft, breathable, and keeps the main sail smooth through a long day at seaâor the boardroom. ⢠Slacks â SLâ008 (Santorelli): Khaki wool slacks in a basket weave, draping easy and steady like calm waters off Tortuga. Tailored just right, they balance formality with comfort, fit for commanding the ship or the meeting. ⢠Tie â NTâ045 (Silvio Fiorello): The Mandala of the Universe silk tie in forest and malachite green, touched with rust and crèmeârich as a pirate kingâs banner. Handârolled and low sheen, it brings learned mysticism and quiet authority to the ensemble. ⢠Belt â Bâ012 (Wolksprong): A stout brown leather work belt with a solid brass buckle, built like a shipâs gunwale and twice as trustworthy. It cinches the rigging firm and true, addinâ a touch of rugged authorityâaye, the kind that says this captainâs seen rough seas and still stands straight at the helm. ⢠Vest â VWCâ008 (Hisdern): A light maroon windowpane vest that adds daring color and layered depth, like a captainâs coat beneath the frock. Worn boldly without a jacket, it signals confidence earned, not borrowed. ⢠Footwear â DShâ008 (Thursday Boots): Cinnamonâbrown double monk straps in supple leather, fastened with brass buckles fit for a gentleman corsair. Formal enough for parley, rakish enough for a quick escape.