His majesty King Reza Pahlavi wants you. His majesty announced today that he is establishing a Royal Army in his kingdom. He has special forces on the ground building a network of secret secure recruiting sites. This may take time as enemy forces and jinn are heavily infiltrated throughout the kingdom. At the present time methods of securing recruitment stations for recruiters and recruits are challenging and of paramount concern. This hampers but does not eliminate the formation of his majesty’s forces. Missions in his Royal Army will be dangerous; his Majesty is looking for recruits willing to die for a cause. However, the Royal Army will not engage in martyrdom missions. His Majesty made the point why waste a suicidal soldier on one mission? People brave enough to die in action are too valuable to waste on one mission. Commanders are thus instructed to try to get at least three or four good missions out of a martyr. Turncoats, quislings, and those with a love for dangerous suicidal missions are encouraged to apply. Americas Secretary of War, Pete Hegeseth reminded the King of the famed quote by General George S. Patton: “Nobody ever won a war dying for his country you win wars by making some other poor soul die for his country.” His Majesty has thus declared this philosophy as standard operating procedure. Potential recruits are reminded- NO SUICIDES ALLOWED.

The islamic republic on Feb 11th, the anniversary of the islamic revolution, apparently will be using both the crab flag and the lion and sun flag in Iran because "it is our national islamic symbol". THE AUDACITY!!!!!

According to this video, China won't intervene in Taiwan. And if it won't intervene in Taiwan, even less it will intervene in Iran https://youtu.be/sf0XJClYzIw?si=P2c1bCc2O1Z39FEB PS the news about the missiles given to Iran from China were probably fake.