Durian Smack Attack 💥🤣 · Breakthrough Body Blueprint

Durian Smack Attack 💥🤣

Today’s cardio motivation was apparently brought to you by… DURIAN. 😂

My lovely Dad called me and asked if I wanted some durian. He was raving about how good it was and how amazing the aroma smelled. Listen… he didn’t have to ask me twice. 🤣 I said YES and drove over to my parents’ house to pick it up.

Of course, I couldn’t show up empty-handed, so in exchange I brought them some of the apple fritters I made. Papa Bear loves having a little pastry with his morning coffee, so now he’s set for tomorrow morning. ☕️🥰

Before I left, Mama Bear called me back like, “Wait!” and packed me some Thai bananas too because she knows those are the only bananas I can eat. Moms always know. ❤️

Then I walked through my front door…

The mister immediately goes:

“BABE!! It smells like a GAS LEAK! OMG!” 😳🤣

Me: “No it doesn’t! It’s my durian!”

Then I realized Mama Bear forgot to Saran Wrap one of the containers. No problem. I’ll just open it really quick and wrap it so the whole refrigerator doesn’t smell…

BAD IDEA. 😂

The second I opened that container, the durian aroma came flying out and SMACKED me right in the face. 💥

And apparently it double-smacked the mister. 🤣🤣

This man had been procrastinating on his noon bike ride, taking his sweet time getting ready…

Suddenly?

Shoes on.

Bike ready.

MAN GONE. 💨🚴‍♂️😂

I have never seen him get out of the house so fast.

Forget pre-workout.

Apparently all the mister needs is for me to crack open a container of durian and he’ll be ready for cardio in 30 seconds. 🤣

Thursday lesson: Find what motivates you.