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Guys. I planned and replanned my whole day around a single cupcake.

I preordered it days ago. I waited patiently for my pickup time. I had my protein and fiber. I ate a salad with grilled chicken and about 3.5 drops of light ranch dressing for dinner while everyone else ate beautiful enormous slices of greasy pizza. It was a special flavor the bakery only had for Valentine's day.

The kids were happy. The husband was happy. The dog was happy. I finally had that cupcake in my hand and was headed upstairs where I planned to sit alone and savor every crumb...

And I dropped it.

Frosting side down. On the floor.

Mother****er.

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