Perfume Collector Types: "Roast Edition".. just for fun.. Which One Are You?
***Note: this is Chat GPT generated.. The Niche Snob: Swears they canāt smell anything under $300. Thinks āmass appealingā is an insult. Wears something that smells like church incense and rubber just to say itās art. Probably calls Dior Sauvage āpedestrianā while bathing in a scent that smells like a haunted library. The Designer Devotee: Owns every flanker of Bleu de Chanel like theyāre PokĆ©mon cards. Their dream blind buy is whatever Jeremy Fragrance screams about next. Says āthis gets me complimentsā more times than they say āhello.ā The Clone Hunter: Buys 37 variations of Aventus clones just to save $20, but ends up spending $600 total. Brags that their clone is ā95% close,ā yet smells like lemon pledge and regret. The Note Analyst: Doesnāt wear fragrances, they study them. Talks about āthe mid transitionsā like itās a doctoral thesis. Canāt go a day without saying āthe isobutyl quinoline in the dry down is chefās kiss.ā Bro, it just smells nice. Relax. The Historian: Starts every sentence with āActually, the original formulation in 1982ā¦ā and ends it with āthey donāt make them like they used to.ā They own more discontinued bottles than friends. The Flex Collector: Buys Xerjoff, Roja, and PDM just to post bottle pics under LED lights. Hasnāt sprayed half of them. The juice inside those bottles has seen less oxygen than a sealed time capsule. Posts their shelves like trophies. The Sample Hoarder: Has 400 vials but never commits to a full bottle. Always says āstill testing.ā Their dresser looks like a crime lab evidence table The Over-Sprayer: Leaves a scent trail so thick it could guide ships through fog. Thinks āprojection beastā is a personality trait. You can smell them before you see them.. and long after theyāve left. The Minimalist: Owns five bottles.. all versatile, all purposeful. Doesnāt understand the chaos of having 100+ decants. The Completionist: Obsessed with completing every line like it defines your life: Newsflash: buying them all doesn't make you cultured.. makes you broke