I hope nobody is actually reading and paying attention to my posts. Last night I was committed to Cartier's Pasha EDP for the weekend. It's a really nice frag, but by 2PM this afternoon, I was ready to hang myself from boredom. We had dinner plans tonight and I didn't want to risk offending anyone with one of my crazy frags. So for the first time (ever I think) I reached for Noir Extreme Parfum by TF. I'm going to go out on a limb and say of the 8.2 billion people on the planet, not a single one is going to be offended by TF Noir Extreme. Now, I'm going to be very lazy with this post and do a simple copy and paste from some AI app. It's a "darker, bolder brother" of the original Noir Extreme Eau de Parfum (EDP). While the original is famous for its creamy, dessert-like kulfi note, the Parfum version adds a layer of ruggedness that pulls it further into masculine, evening territory. Ehh... OK, if you say so. I'm just happy I got the better one according to ChatGPT. Now I'm going to say the meanest thing I can say about a frag (or a person for that matter.) This fragrance is "nice". Interesting? No. Memorable? No. Am I going to reach for it again anytime soon? Take a guess. IMO: 6.8 / 10.0

I recently dropped a Fragrance Face-Off video comparing Aventus to Poseidon’s Elixir, and a viewer commented that the DUA version felt "oily" and had a "funk" right out of the bottle. We’ve all seen this—someone used to department store designers tries an artisanal house for the first time and thinks something is "off." As a reviewer, I try to educate people on the difference between a massive corporate operation and a high-speed artisanal house, but the logistics are what people usually miss. The Reality of the "Big Box" Tanks When you see behind-the-scenes videos of giants like Armaf or Rasasi, they have massive industrial tanks. They only carry a few dozen main scents, so they can let those vats macerate for weeks or months. By the time that Prada or Armani hits a shelf at Sephora, it’s been sitting forever. The DUA Logistics Challenge Dua is a completely different animal. Look at the math based on what we see in the weekly Wednesday drops: 1- Massive Library: They manage over 2,000 active SKUs. 2- Aggressive Schedule: They release 10–15 new fragrances AND restock dozens more every single week. 3- Micro-Batches: Depending on the predicted demand, they only produce between 60 to 300 bottles per SKU. No facility on earth has the tank capacity to hold 2,000+ separate formulas for weeks at a time. To keep up with the demand we put on them for variety, they bottle it fresh and ship it immediately. My "Expert" Advice for Newcomers Because you’re getting an Extrait (30%+ oil) straight from the lab, you have to follow two golden rules: 1- The "Nap" (Maceration): Spray it 2-3 times to introduce oxygen, then let it rest for 2–3 weeks. This allows the oils to marry and the "funk" to disappear. 2- The 8-Inch Rule (Application): These aren't weak designer EDTs. If you spray 1 inch from your skin, the oil pools and smells "off." Spray from 6–8 inches away. This lets the juice mist properly so the alcohol flashes off and the scent actually blooms. I replied to my viewer and educated him on these points, but he is not the first—and definitely won't be the last—to have these issues.