OOTD - Pirate's Version - 7 April 2026
Minutia day today. Figuring out formatting for regulatory submissions while cleaning up our financial reporting processes to make sure projects are easily tracked and categorized. As a statistician, I enjoy the organizational part. As a human, some of these minutia make me to want to pull out my eyeballs. To inject some fun into the day, here's the outfit as written by a sartorial pirate (thanks Co-Pilot) 🏴☠️ Today’s RMRS Outfit Log — Written by a Gentleman Pirate • Shirt — DS‑040 (Charles Tyrwhitt): A crisp white non‑iron twill dress shirt with French cuffs, cut slim and clean as a freshly swabbed deck. The classic point collar stands tall beneath the rigging, giving proper support to a bold silk tie and polished silver cufflinks. • Undershirt — US‑002 (Ralph Lauren): A plain white cotton crew that stays hidden like treasure in the hold. Soft, breathable, and keeps the main sail smooth through a long day at sea—or the boardroom. • Slacks — SL‑008 (Santorelli): Khaki wool slacks in a basket weave, draping easy and steady like calm waters off Tortuga. Tailored just right, they balance formality with comfort, fit for commanding the ship or the meeting. • Tie — NT‑045 (Silvio Fiorello): The Mandala of the Universe silk tie in forest and malachite green, touched with rust and crème—rich as a pirate king’s banner. Hand‑rolled and low sheen, it brings learned mysticism and quiet authority to the ensemble. • Belt — B‑012 (Wolksprong): A stout brown leather work belt with a solid brass buckle, built like a ship’s gunwale and twice as trustworthy. It cinches the rigging firm and true, addin’ a touch of rugged authority—aye, the kind that says this captain’s seen rough seas and still stands straight at the helm. • Vest — VWC‑008 (Hisdern): A light maroon windowpane vest that adds daring color and layered depth, like a captain’s coat beneath the frock. Worn boldly without a jacket, it signals confidence earned, not borrowed. • Footwear — DSh‑008 (Thursday Boots): Cinnamon‑brown double monk straps in supple leather, fastened with brass buckles fit for a gentleman corsair. Formal enough for parley, rakish enough for a quick escape.