How to defuse annoying customers with AI poems 😂

New customer service strategy just dropped!

Thought you guys would find this funny. I have done this a few times now and it was worked every time.

In this case, I had a really unreasonable customer - they ordered A5 without it expecting to be so small, despite the size being advertised. They refused my offer of being sent another one at a discount and are insistent on being offered a free refund, despite it saying in my policies i cant refund for change of mind.

I put this into ChatGPT, and got the following poem

A Poem for Your Print Predicament

You ordered a print, A5 in size,

A lovely piece, a visual prize.

It said quite clear, in bold display,

The size you’d get, in a clear, fair way.

But now you find it far too small,

Not quite the grand print on your wall.

We offered help, a kind discount,

To make things right — a fair amount!

But still you ask the full amount back,

Though change of mind is not a crack