I went into the store for one tube of toothpaste. I walked out with: 🎃 A pumpkin I didn’t need. 🕯️ Three candles. 🛋️ Two throw pillows. ☕ Pumpkin spice coffee. 🍪 Pumpkin spice cookies. 🧴 Pumpkin spice hand soap. 🚗 Pumpkin spice car freshener. 🎄 A Christmas ornament… …because apparently we’re decorating already. And somehow… I forgot the toothpaste.