I went into the store for one tube of toothpaste.
I walked out with:
🎃 A pumpkin I didn’t need.
🕯️ Three candles.
🛋️ Two throw pillows.
☕ Pumpkin spice coffee.
🍪 Pumpkin spice cookies.
🧴 Pumpkin spice hand soap.
🚗 Pumpkin spice car freshener.
🎄 A Christmas ornament…
…because apparently we’re decorating already.
And somehow…
I forgot the toothpaste.