"Hell hath no fury than a wife who's present hasn't been worn." - me.
Boy, oh boy gents.
Note to file. If you get two cool watches - one from the love of your life and the other from ANYONE else, I don't care how awesome the 2nd watch may be, wear the gift from your love FIRST!!
"Honey? What's wrong?"
Answer: "Nothing." Oh boy, what I do now?
4 days later (after wearing the Omega SeaMaster non-stop, and even to bed) - "Did you not like the watch I gave you?"
(Give me a shovel while I dig my grave.)
She didn't understand the 3-day wear rule. (Why didn't you wear mine 3 days?) Just keep digging.
Needless to say, there's no doghouse big enough for me.
Although, I am proudly wearing the beautiful piece she gave me - the TAG Heuer Carrera Montreal 160 Years Anniversary Ltd Edition.
Have an enjoyable Monday, everyone.
Send flowers. 🤣