Most Agency Coaches Scam...

Sam Carlson

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☝️With some exceptions, the coaching business is an incestuous pool of posers.

Just sayin.

That’s why I swore I’d never start a coaching program.

I made a rule early on:

If I couldn’t make money with a real business...

Ads running profitably.

Clients paying.

Churn not happening.

I had no business teaching anyone.

So I focused on learning, doing, and building companies that actually worked.

So I guess what I'm saying is I was very reluctant to add any type of "coaching" into the UpHex ecosystem.

But then things like this started happening:

• Agencies closing $4,000 onboarding fees

• People replacing crap $97 subscriptions with $997/month retainers

• Demo calls getting booked without tire kickers

That’s when I had a realization...

I was being a selfish little sissy.

So if you’ll allow it...

I'll share exactly how Agency MVP works.

Not a pitch.

Just a step-by-step breakdown of our process so you can decide if it might be helpful.

The Formula (What Actually Changes Outcomes)

1. Skill First (Not “Training”)

Training gives you information.

Skills show up when you’re on a call and know exactly what to say next.

We don’t just “teach ads.”

We give you the ability to:

turn a blank screen into a live ad in under 10 minutes
explain an offer without rambling or defending price
get people to say "let's do this".

It's not about FEELING like you learned something...

It's KNOWING exactly what to do... so you FEEL dangerous.

Which is why Shane said:

“I’ve learned more in one week than an entire year of doing this.”

2. Chronological Implementation (Order Matters)

Question: How much time have you spend learning Highlevel.... Reading through groups and combing through YouTube on how to get clients?

Most agencies fail because they learn things that don't matter... you need things that make money.

So yes...

I'll show you how to create a killer ad that can be rented out every month for a profit...

BUT ONLY AFTER WE POSITION YOU IN YOUR NICHE!

You do that right...

And you'll start saying stuff like:

"I've never felt like this before... I just make an offer and it bites! - Dan N.

(Bite in a good way BTW)

You gotta have a target before you loose the arrow.

3. Proven Offer (Or You’re Broke)

Scenario: If someone asks you what you do, and you respond with ANYTHING CLOSE TO:

I sell AI Chat bots...

I sell reviews automation...

I sell facebook ads (google ads)...

YOU DON'T HAVE AN OFFER... YOU'RE GONNA BE BROKE.

A list of services will make you a slave to time, bring in the worst clients, and rob you of your sanity faster than almost anything.

Inside MVP: We show you how to package those services into a product.

It's the ultimate hack to money.

And we don't expect you to figure it out on your own.

You use our AI tools!

Plugin simple inputs like (Niche, Core Frustration, and your list of services)

And a real offer comes out the other side.

It's like OFFER WIZARDRY!

Yesterday alone I reviewed four offers from members... created by our EM 1-2 stack (AI Tool) that would crush the generic crap I see posted in agency groups every day.

4. The Duplicate Effect

And finally at the end is the good stuff.

Something that you can pull off your digital shelf and sell!

And you can sell 3 in a day like Robert and cashout for 9k in 24 hrs.

You can sell 25 in a month and take over a competitive niche (Dental) like Lisa.

You can ramp up to 10K MRR in a boring niche like window tinting like Zeyad.

The agency that wins isn’t the one that works harder.

It’s the one that can:

Take a service → package it → sell it repeatedly

We call this the Agency Ad Franchise Formula.

Same structure.

Same positioning.

Different niche.

It's the ultimate lifestyle agency!

Oh... and we do all of this in 4 weeks.

It's a Done-With-You Program... with assisted "doing" by AI, and LIVE weekly instruction.

You implement during LIVE sessions so...

you know what right feels like
you stop second-guessing every move
you don’t need us forever

That’s the gig.

Thanks Shane for showing up and doing the work.

Keep crushin’ it.

Everyone else... your move.

You can spend the next few years trying to figure it out…or you can let Tammy audit your current model and tell you, plainly, what’s broken and what to fix first.

— Sam

P.S. Tools are easy. You can learn that stuff in a weekend.Skills make money when things go sideways.

P.P.S. If you do want to set up a call with Tammy, here's her link: https://calendly.com/uphex/mvp-strategy-call?month=2026-01

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