What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum — you just can’t beat it! What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itis.

Here are a couple more. I just wanted to make sure I got them all in this season. Post your favorite Christmas joke below! Also like all the comments please! What do you call an old snowman? a Glass of Water How is the snow globe feeling this year? a little shaken...

Why Couldn't Rudolph get straight A's? Because he went down in history. What do Reindeer hang on their Christmas Trees? Hornaments.

I have so many there is no way to post them all so I'll just randomly give you the best ones. What is Santa Claus' favorite potato chip? Crisp Pringles. Know why Santa never has to go to the hospital? He has private Elf-Care.

I know it is not Friday, but I thought I would contribute to the fun. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!