Nick here.
Reporting live from Skoolology.
Apparently, today is the day humans dress up, knock on strangers' doors, and demand treats.
I've been doing that in my own house for months, and Mom calls it BEGGING.
Double standards, people.
Double standards.
Anyway, I hope your day is full of treats, absolutely no tricks, and plenty of naps.
And remember, if something scary jumps out at you, just do what I do.
Run sideways, puff up your tail, and blame the dog.
We don't have a dog, but I blame one anyway.
Love,
Nick
P.S. Mom says I look adorable in this hat.
I'm currently reviewing my options for a new management team.