Is it just me, or do some of us have a lifelong aversion to wearing shorts? I’ve never liked them—unless I’m in the water. I think I picked it up from my father, who I don’t think I ever saw in a pair. For me, shorts just feel… off. Uncomfortable. Like I’m dressed for the wrong occasion, even when it’s blazing outside. Anyone else in the long-pants-all-summer club? Or am I alone in this heatwave rebellion?