Jan '25 (edited) • 💬 Discussion
My Bestie ALMOST got r-ped at a Highschool House Party
And what it taught me about Copywriting
Imagine this…
You’re a 16-year-old teenager.
It's NYE and you’re out with your friends,
Going to a house party that y’all were invited to.
Well, this is what my NYE going into 2025 looked like.
Me and my friends arrived in front of the house where the party was hosted.
The door opens and whoooosh…
a wave of hot vape smoke-filled air hits my face, fogging my glasses.
Damn, this house is a whole hotbox…
I get in and greet everyone with hugs.
And guess what I saw?
Everyone was vaping, getting drunk and all that.
Nothing surprising for a teenager house party right?
BUT THEN SUDDENLY i saw someone i didn't wanna see…
Shit!
Its my bestie's ex!
The one she ditched…
And he looks super mad… mad as fuck and ON TOP OF THAT drunk and high out of his mind.
But we didn't think much of it, he wouldn't do anything right…?
Turns out that we were wrong…
So damn wrong…
Because after some time I notice him touching her and backing her away from everyone…
Into the hallway?!
SHIT THIS ISNT GOOD!
But…
Before I could do anything he shuts the door…
I panic and try to open the door abruptly!
My breath hitched when I realized that he locked the damn door!
I bang on the door repeatedly and yell at him to open it
BANG BANG BANG
No response…
I feel my heart thumping so damn hard in my chest
THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING!
Other kids also notice and start asking what’s happening
After noticing all the commotion outside
The door finally opened…
My bestie comes out... but he doesn't
…
Now, why am I telling you this?
Cause it taught me something important about copywriting
A highschool frat party can't teach someone much about copywriting, right?
Well it taught me 2 important things
2 crucial elements that cannot be overlooked if you want to succeed…
These are so foundational and necessary that if you don't drill these into your head you will NEVER EVER become a successful copywriter
And of course, you can be part of the 99% and ignore them…
Like you can ignore a 100-dollar bill on the sidewalk as you walk past…
But it would be pretty foolish to do
Either way, I can only explain so much in an email,
I can't fit the full 40 minutes of value that you deserve to get in here
So to ensure you take every single aspect home
P.S. Keep your notepad ready cause the value is going to be INSANE
(y'all don't fry me for this, I didn't write any copy since last year because of exams and school 💀)
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My Bestie ALMOST got r-ped at a Highschool House Party
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