UNDERCOVER THURSDAY: PARASITES · the skool CLASSIFIEDS

UNDERCOVER THURSDAY: PARASITES

Parasites Don’t Want to Be Found

Most people imagine parasites as dramatic invaders. In reality, the successful ones are quiet. Their entire survival strategy is built on immune evasion, tissue compensation, and symptom overlap with everyday life.

Parasites don’t thrive by causing mayhem.

They thrive by modulating physiology just enough to stay undetected.

Parasites.

The quiet kind.

The ones you don’t feel until they’ve been there long enough to leave a pattern.

I’m not giving the details here, that’s for inside the community, but let’s just say this:

Most people imagine parasites as dramatic.

The real ones are subtle.

Predictable.

And way more common than you think.

If you’ve had:

fatigue that doesn’t match your life
gut weirdness you’ve normalized
iron levels that don’t make sense
symptoms that flare when you’re stressed

you might want to hear today's class.

It’s not scary.

It’s not sensational.

It’s just physiology most people never learned.

If you want the full breakdown, where they come from, how they hide, and the red flags, it’s inside the community.

https://www.skool.com/simcha-healthcare-3222/about

AND

Meet my cousins. Calley and Casey Means, brother and sister.

Calley is the senior advisor for the United States Department of Health and Human Services since 2025. Yep, that's him you see on the news with the MAHA movement.

Casey is a physician who trained as an ENT (ear, nose, and throat) surgeon but left her residency to practice functional and metabolic medicine, focusing on root causes of chronic disease. President Trump nominated her as the U.S. Surgeon General. Her confirmation hearing for surgeon general nominee was scheduled for Oct. 30, 2025 but was canceled. She was pregnant and went into labor on that day. Her confirmation hearing is now scheduled for February 25, 2026. Functional and nutritional medicine is a family affair.

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