You’re not just one person.
You’re a walking, talking ecosystem, home to trillions of tiny tenants.
The Gut-Brain Axis: A Love Story (with Bloating)
You’ve got two brains. One lives in your head. The other? It’s in your gut. You thought it was going to be somewhere else, didn't you 🤣 And they’re in a long-distance relationship, with zero boundaries.
What Is the Gut-Brain Axis?
The gut-brain axis is the 24/7 hotline between your digestive system and your central nervous system.
It's like your gut is constantly texting your brain:
“Hey, we’re low on magnesium.”“Too much caffeine. Panic mode initiated. All systems go. Cue the serotonin!”
And your brain? It texts back:
“Not now, I’m spiraling. Thanks for the fiber. I love you. Why are we crying in the hummus again?”
And you guessed it. There is a cast of characters!
Would you like to meet them? Click that link!
WAIT! DON'T CLICK IT YET
24-Hour Portal: Join for $10.00 for one full month
The gates are opening
Starting tonight at midnight EST and ending tomorrow night at midnight EST, you can join Simcha Healthcare for just $10.00 for one month. No fluff. No upsell. Just full access to the magic.
What You Get:
• Immediate access to our themed days, Simcha Science, and all the mischief
• A front-row seat to gut-brain breakthroughs, community challenges, and curriculum drops
• One full month at $10.00 - then you choose your path
What Happens After?
On February 1, 2026, the full membership tiers go live with exciting new prices that will tickle your tummy. To stay in the circle, you’ll choose one of three options, each designed to meet you where you are (and where your microbes are going).
No pressure. Just clarity.
The Countdown Is On:
• Opens: Midnight EST tonight
• Closes: Midnight EST tomorrow
• Offer: $10 for your first month
• After Feb 1: Choose your tier to stay
NEW AND EXCITING CHANGES COMING IN 2026, STAY TUNED!