i fumbled the bag… HARD 🫩 · Brotherhood Of Scent

i fumbled the bag… HARD 🫩

AFTERNOONNN MY FELLOW BROTHERS

Today was just like any other day, and to take my mind off of some weird stuff that’s cycled through this week, i decided to go visit one of the fragrance outlets at my local mall.

I pretty much knew all of the scents, i just liked to smell them and talk fragrances with someone behind the counter (it’s hard to find people who are this into it as a hobby haha).

the girl at the desk today, she was cute i can’t lie. kinda flirty and bubbly, and i found that attractive.

i didn’t really have a crush or anything, but she was cute. dead honest she was haha.

now for the record i’m notorious for leading people on. i’m a friendly, outgoing and sarcastic in a playful way kind of guy, who flirts with EVERYONE.

buuuut people might mistake it for something else. anddd that’s gotten me into a lot of situations before haha 😅

anyways, i think the customers took it like that, because when i asked for her name (i usually do that with people in general especially at stores i visit religiously), and i was about to leave…

one of the customers looked at me and said.

“bro, ain’t you gonna ask for her number?”

and yk? i wasn’t thinking straight. but i think if i did self reflection, i was feeling a little attraction. and i WOULD have asked.

but in that exact moment, i was COMPLETELY taken off guard. and i froze.

now usually i can think quick and say something witty or charming. but i had nothing.

actually i still have nothing. i’m still trying to figure out what i could have said 😀

and like a jackass i just laughed nervously and very intelligently, i said

“hehshahehehahehrbzjajehrahhahshehshaah.”

poor girl was blushing so hard, i think i was too. i ended up thanking her and leaving. and then cried in my car (just kidding HAHAHA)

but DAYUM i fumbled the bag hard. it was worth an azzaro though!

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