Friday Dog Roll Call
🚨🐶 UNEMPLOYED DOG ROLL CALL 🐶🚨
If your dog has never paid a bill, committed at least one crime this week and still expects 5-star service… this is their moment.
Drop your freeloading legend below 👇
Include:
🐕 Name (aka their government name)
🎂 Age (or “baby forever”)
🦴 Breed (or “mystery gremlin”)
💀 Biggest crime (sock theft? emotional manipulation? tax evasion?)
🍗 Current obsession (food, chaos, your personal space?)
I’ll go first:
🐕 Name: Rosie
🎂 Age: 4
🦴 Breed: Labrador
💀 Crime: Stole treats from my bag!!
🍗 Obsessed with: Her ball 🥎
Let’s expose these tiny criminals 🐾😂
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