😂 Thanksgiving Shenanigan's
Thanksgiving is a great time for some lighthearted humor. 😂 Thanksgiving Quotes - "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck - "A good many of my firmest convictions have been washed away in a stream of gravy." - E.B. White - "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James - "What we're really talking about is a wonderful, colorful, messy, hearty, and delicious feast... a truly happy and memorable meal that will leave you in a food coma." - The Pioneer Woman - "The Thanksgiving meal is a huge production that ends in an entire family in a food coma, which is not unlike a crime scene." - Jim Gaffigan 🦃 Thanksgiving Jokes Turkey Trouble - Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the band? - Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? - Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? That sounds like fun! Thanksgiving is a great time for some lighthearted humor. Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes and jokes: 😂 Thanksgiving Quotes - "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck - "A good many of my firmest convictions have been washed away in a stream of gravy." - E.B. White - "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James - "What we're really talking about is a wonderful, colorful, messy, hearty, and delicious feast... a truly happy and memorable meal that will leave you in a food coma." - The Pioneer Woman - "The Thanksgiving meal is a huge production that ends in an entire family in a food coma, which is not unlike a crime scene." - Jim Gaffigan 🦃 Thanksgiving Jokes Turkey Trouble - Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the band? - Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? - Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Feast & Family Fun - Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey? - Q: What's something you have in common with a turkey on Thanksgiving? - Q: What key won't open any doors? - Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?