Welcome to the Thanksgiving Family Survival Training Packet aka your emotional seatbelt for the holiday.
Let’s be honest: Thanksgiving is the one day a year when you can walk into a room, say “Happy Thanksgiving,” and immediately be met with:
- A comment about your weight
- A question about your love life
- A debate you never asked for
- Somebody’s child running in circles
- And an uncle who’s had “one sip too many” before 2 PM
It’s a magical time.
This packet will help you navigate the chaos with grace, humor, and the strength of a thousand deep breaths.Think of it as your personal guide to:
🦃 dodging drama🍽 keeping your plate full🧘🏾♀️ keeping your peace fuller🚪 and knowing exactly when it’s time to grab your leftovers and go.
Because let’s be real you love your family, but sometimes they play too much.
Now take a deep breath, stretch your jaw (for all the fake smiling you're about to do), and let’s prepare you to survive Thanksgiving like the unbothered, boundary-setting legend you are.