😂 Thanksgiving Shenanigan's

Thanksgiving is a great time for some lighthearted humor.

😂 Thanksgiving Quotes

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck
"A good many of my firmest convictions have been washed away in a stream of gravy." - E.B. White
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James
"What we're really talking about is a wonderful, colorful, messy, hearty, and delicious feast... a truly happy and memorable meal that will leave you in a food coma." - The Pioneer Woman
"The Thanksgiving meal is a huge production that ends in an entire family in a food coma, which is not unlike a crime scene." - Jim Gaffigan

🦃 Thanksgiving Jokes

Turkey Trouble

That sounds like fun! Thanksgiving is a great time for some lighthearted humor.

Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes and jokes:

😂 Thanksgiving Quotes

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck
"A good many of my firmest convictions have been washed away in a stream of gravy." - E.B. White
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James
"What we're really talking about is a wonderful, colorful, messy, hearty, and delicious feast... a truly happy and memorable meal that will leave you in a food coma." - The Pioneer Woman
"The Thanksgiving meal is a huge production that ends in an entire family in a food coma, which is not unlike a crime scene." - Jim Gaffigan

🦃 Thanksgiving Jokes

Turkey Trouble