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Anyone check this DeFi app out? https://www.40acres.finance

Have we missed the 2025 narrative? My XMR that I got 340 days ago is almost up 100%! https://youtu.be/NgMe87tWf_g?si=3kYcqtLI8iLdINsY

have you all seen the discussion going around? I guess uniswap is thinking about moving some of the yield from swaps to support the token (buy backs etc not sure). If so, should have an impact on the fees we earn. I read some analysis saying people thinking of moving their LPs to Aerodrome as they are thinking about bringing access to more chains. What do you all think? Have you heard anything?

Do we see this pattern play out? The Russel didn’t break out while other indexes did! There was no breadth this cycle. It was consolidated into major players (mag 7 / largest crypto). The last time that lack of breadth happened was the dot com bubble (crypto didn’t exist). How do you feel about this analysis? Is the bull over?