🧲 7 Niches That Pass the $3K Test
☝️ Do the Math. Seriously. You guys will freak out after spending $50 on an ad campaign… …and jump every time your client says “I don’t want to offer that”… or “these leads suck”. So let’s fix that with a little thing I call: 🧮 The Math That Pencils. But first… the rules: 1. No new businesses. (They suck.) 2. Must have 50+ real reviews. (And no, you don’t get to count the ones you helped them get.) 3. CLTV must be $3K+. (If it’s not… your DOA.) ☝️Now let’s pencil this shiz out: → They spend $3,000 on ads. → With UpHex, your average lead cost = $12. → That’s 250 leads. → And let’s be conservative... → You close just 3% of those leads. (Computing… beep…boop) That’s 7 new clients. Even at the $3K floor? That’s $21K in revenue. $3K in → $21K out. The math works. The niche works. (Note: this also gives value to the immediate sales ONLY… And ZERO value to the developed pipeline. This is crazy conservative.) Now you just need a list of niches that pencil like this or better🤷♂️ So here you go, kid: 🧲 7 Niches That Pass the $3K Test (And how to dominate each one like a strategic savage) 1. In-Home IV Therapy - CLV: $3.6K–$7.2K Run ads for “mobile IV therapy + [city]” A campaign to target energy-depleted execs in high-income zips. Another campaign targets the run-down full time mom-professional 2. Cryotherapy Centers - CLV: $3K–$5K Sell athletic recovery packages. Show don’t tell: cold fog, toned abs, endorphin smiles. 3. Functional Medicine Practices - CLV: $5K–$10K Root-cause treatments, not Band-Aids. “Tired of guessing? Try testing.” 4. Luxury In-Home Senior Care - CLV: $10K–$20K Sell to the adult children, not the patients. Emotional + urgent. 5. Boutique Med Spas - CLV: $4K–$10K “Non-invasive facelift” is the magic phrase. Use Instagram. Show results. 6. Custom Home Automation - CLV: $5K–$50K Smart homes = smart clients. Dudes love to see the most outrageous home electronics you can demo. 7. Hyperbaric Oxygen Clinics - CLV: $3K–$12K