☕ It's Time For Seinfeld Vibes ! #11 ( EVC 991)
Hey there, LME SKOOL fam! 👋✨ A couple of months ago, I came up with the idea of making EVC sentences like Seinfeld dialogues—so here it is: Part 11 GEORGE: That’s it. I’m giving up on love. I’m out. I’m done. Mark me out, Jerry. She broke up with me, and guess what she said... “It’s not you, it’s me.” JERRY: She gave you the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine? Sweet~ GEORGE: Yes! She gave me the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine. JERRY: But it’s your routine! GEORGE: You’re damn right it’s my routine! I invented the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine! JERRY: But she holds the key to all your possessions: your apartment, your heart, your… Netflix account. GEORGE: Yes! And she changed the password, Jerry! She changed the password! JERRY: Go ahead, try watching anything else. GEORGE: I’m liable to lose my mind, Jerry. I haven’t watched TV in three days. I’m just… staring... at the buffering screen... like it’s my future. JERRY: You know what you need? GEORGE: A new password? JERRY: A new woman. Previous parts : 🔗 https://www.skool.com/lme/classroom/c7105c70?md=d87c419c52294cfc919e07be4ba4ee03