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Jul 13 (edited) • DDM VIP Members
☕ It's Time For Seinfeld Vibes ! #11 ( EVC 991)
Hey there, LME SKOOL fam! 👋✨
A couple of months ago, I came up with the idea of making EVC sentences like Seinfeld dialogues—so here it is: Part 11
GEORGE: That’s it. I’m giving up on love. I’m out. I’m done. Mark me out, Jerry.
She broke up with me, and guess what she said... “It’s not you, it’s me.”
JERRY: She gave you the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine? Sweet~
GEORGE: Yes! She gave me the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine.
JERRY: But it’s your routine!
GEORGE: You’re damn right it’s my routine! I invented the “it’s not you, it’s me” routine!
JERRY: But she holds the key to all your possessions: your apartment, your heart, your… Netflix account.
GEORGE: Yes! And she changed the password, Jerry! She changed the password!
JERRY: Go ahead, try watching anything else.
GEORGE: I’m liable to lose my mind, Jerry. I haven’t watched TV in three days. I’m just… staring... at the buffering screen... like it’s my future.
JERRY: You know what you need?
GEORGE: A new password?
JERRY: A new woman.
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☕ It's Time For Seinfeld Vibes ! #11 ( EVC 991)
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