You Don’t Hate Selling — You Hate the Bullsh*t That Masquerades as Selling...
I HATE SELLING! I actually hear so many people say this, and I’m like — woah WTF, let’s stop right there for a sec. No, you don’t. You hate feeling like a knob, that awkward, out-of-body, wanna-vomit feeling when you’re trying to sell in a way that doesn’t feel natural or authentic. That “ugh, why did I just say that?” moment when you follow someone else’s formula or slip into that fake-ass “sales voice” that just doesn’t fit. You hate pretending to be excited when you’re secretly terrified everyone thinks you’re annoying. You hate watching people ghost your offer like it’s their ex. You hate the silence that follows, because silence sounds a lot like rejection when your self-worth’s hanging on the algorithm. But selling itself? Nah.Fck dat You don’t hate selling. You love buying. (right, yeah?) You love the buzz of finding something that genuinely helps you. You just haven’t realised — or maybe forgotten —that your people want that feeling too. So can we shift this… You don’t hate selling. You hate the sleazy ass shit masquerading as selling. You hate the “hey hun” DMs, the over-rehearsed scripts, the fake urgency. You hate feeling like you’ve turned into a low-budget infomercial version of yourself. But that’s not selling. That’s just bad theatre. Selling is telling the truth—loudly. It’s saying, “Hey, I made this thing that could actually help you,” without turning into a fcked up circus act for approval. You’re not scared of selling. You’re scared of being seen trying. You’re scared of giving it your all and still hearing nothing back. And that, epic humans, is the exact edge you need to stand on, because that edge? That’s GROWTH. So stop blaming “selling.” Blame the bullshit story that says confidence = sleaze. You’re not pushy. You’re passionate. You’re not manipulative. You’re magnetic. You’re not forcing. You’re filtering. The moment you stop performing and start being honest. Selling stops being icky and starts being art ❤️