I don’t think you understand how fucking real this is.
Like, this isn’t just vibes and cute horoscopes —
this is the actual blueprints of our goddamn lives.
I swear to the goddess, what I’ve experienced over the last few days has blown my magical little mind.
The transits? Dead accurate. Hour by hour.
Not exaggerating. Not fluffing it up. This is the kind of truth that hits you in the gut and in the crown chakra at the same damn time.
This is cosmic GPS, soul-level Google Maps, karmic pattern recognition ON STEROIDS.
✨ But okay — here’s the story.
Let me tell you what’s been happening in my world lately…
My landlord?
Ohhh, she’s not just your average crusty control freak.
She’s been a full-blown chaos goblin in human skin —
a dark tower energy hoarder who rented me a unit with NO fridge and black mold creeping like some kind of cursed fungus straight outta the underworld 🥴🕳️
She’s refused to fix anything —
FOR OVER A YEAR AND A HALF.
And now, in true villain fashion,
she decides she’s gonna ILLEGALLY change my locks
and shows up with the fucking police to break down my door.
Yes. You read that right.
They broke. down. my. door.
She even summoned CMHA and Children’s Aid like I was some kind of banshee in distress —
but guess what, witches?
✨ I STOOD MY GROUND.
✨ I USED MY VOICE.
✨ I CAST A FUCKING SHIELD OF TRUTH AROUND ME.
And for ONCE — they actually listened to me.
I was heard. My story broke the static. And I know now,
this lawsuit is going to be blessed by every ancestor who’s ever been silenced.
And when I checked my transits for the exact time it happened —
between 1:30 PM and 5 PM —
the chart read like a goddamn script.
⚠️ Major planetary warzones.
⚠️ Destiny activations.
⚠️ Karmic pushback from every angle.
Like—are you kidding me??? This isn’t pretend.
This is real magick.
It was written in the stars BEFORE it even happened.
That’s how specific this work is.
🕯️ So here’s the important part:
If you want this kind of clarity — you NEED your exact birth time.
I’m not kidding. This is not optional. This is the key to unlocking your cosmic fingerprint.
The more specific your question?
The more precise the answer the universe gives you back.
Same goes with tarot. Same goes with divination.
But with transits, we’re looking at a live broadcast from the divine.
It’s literal GPS for your soul’s journey, and it’s so fucking accurate it makes my brain melt in the best way possible.
🧠💫 My mind is still spinning from how real this has been.
So if your world’s been wild, if you’re facing breakdowns or breakthroughs,
if you just feel something shifting but don’t know what or why —
drop your birth date, exact time, and location.
Let’s see what’s written in your stars, babe.
We’re not guessing. We’re remembering.
— Leah 💋, live from the eye of the cosmic hurricane
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