Story time 🌀✨ YOU GUYS — I HAVEN’T EVEN SCRATCHED THE SURFACE YET. ✨🌀
I don’t think you understand how fucking real this is. Like, this isn’t just vibes and cute horoscopes — this is the actual blueprints of our goddamn lives. I swear to the goddess, what I’ve experienced over the last few days has blown my magical little mind. The transits? Dead accurate. Hour by hour. Not exaggerating. Not fluffing it up. This is the kind of truth that hits you in the gut and in the crown chakra at the same damn time. This is cosmic GPS, soul-level Google Maps, karmic pattern recognition ON STEROIDS. ✨ But okay — here’s the story. Let me tell you what’s been happening in my world lately… My landlord? Ohhh, she’s not just your average crusty control freak. She’s been a full-blown chaos goblin in human skin — a dark tower energy hoarder who rented me a unit with NO fridge and black mold creeping like some kind of cursed fungus straight outta the underworld 🥴🕳️ She’s refused to fix anything — FOR OVER A YEAR AND A HALF. And now, in true villain fashion, she decides she’s gonna ILLEGALLY change my locks and shows up with the fucking police to break down my door. Yes. You read that right. They broke. down. my. door. She even summoned CMHA and Children’s Aid like I was some kind of banshee in distress — but guess what, witches? ✨ I STOOD MY GROUND. ✨ I USED MY VOICE. ✨ I CAST A FUCKING SHIELD OF TRUTH AROUND ME. And for ONCE — they actually listened to me. I was heard. My story broke the static. And I know now, this lawsuit is going to be blessed by every ancestor who’s ever been silenced. And when I checked my transits for the exact time it happened — between 1:30 PM and 5 PM — the chart read like a goddamn script. ⚠️ Major planetary warzones. ⚠️ Destiny activations. ⚠️ Karmic pushback from every angle. Like—are you kidding me??? This isn’t pretend. This is real magick. It was written in the stars BEFORE it even happened. That’s how specific this work is. 🕯️ So here’s the important part: If you want this kind of clarity — you NEED your exact birth time.