Hello my friends! You love gossip, don't you? Here are three short stories for you to shine with your buddies. Here is the good stuff I found: 1/ This morning, as I started watering my garden, I noticed that out of my 54 leeks, about 15 went caving. They went climbing, linked by a rope with the wild boars! 2/ n the afternoon, while I was ready to be a good student and join PIRF with Coach Francis, guess what? I suddenly caught a cold during this heatwave! My microphone was afraid of getting sick, so it went to sleep. 3/ And finally, after this hard day, I sat in my garden. Not to watch for the return of the leeks, but to enjoy a lovely sunset with the eclipse. Well, after one hour, the sun and the moon pulled a curtain of clouds to keep their privacy, because the moon is shy! They only left me a warm French croissant that I will eat tomorrow morning. But my dear friends, the gossip is over now, you curious people!