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My wife left me. Again.
This time for three nights. Just when I needed her most. But maybe, perhaps, possibly...she'll eventually make TONS of money and retire me. But seriously, I'll be running the house again until Thursday. My boys will be on a carnivore diet. I will be eating lots of leftovers and junk. My cats will starve. Moose will be fed as normal. If anyone wants to volunteer for dishwashing, that'd be really nice. Peace! CS
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Me! I can do the dishes. 😆🤓
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All of scissors are right hand, and except for one. Don't sweat it. We've all been there. You're in good company. Hon, can you pick up some more baby formula too?
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@Jiyeon Song red-handed. But not bad. 🥳
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Dad Joke explanation
The Joke: Why are shopping centers boring? Because if you've seen one, you've seen the mall. There is a phonetic similarity between the word "mall" and the word "all." The joke is a play on the phrase "If you've seen one, you've seen them all." * Means everything is the same and nothing is unique. The Pun: "Them all" sounds exactly like "the mall." It's funny because it uses a common phrase to complain that every shopping center looks exactly like the last one.
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When u say fast Maybe it can be confused.
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@Shane Peterson got it. 🤓
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Their stinging seels are no match for the armer of the fixing skin predators like the leather back turtle and ocean sunfish.
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I quite dessert from last year. I have no desir for those now. 🥸
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