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π¨ BREAKING NEWS: Fruitables are now officially real. π¨
After extensive research, zero peer review, and a dangerously high level of confidence, my blitz buddy and I are proud to announce that the fruitable has entered the food chain.
For those still catching up:
A fruitable is what happens when a fruit and a vegetable stop arguing about labels and choose growth instead.
Tomato? Identity crisis.
Eggplant? Secret fruit.
Pepper? Fruit in disguise.
Fruitable? The final form.
Starting today, I will be switching to a 100% fruitable-based Blitz diet in the hope that it improves:
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Doctors have not commented. Scientists are divided. Goosify may never recover.
Happy April Foolβs to all the fruit, vegetables, and misunderstood hybrids in this community.
Long live the fruitable. π
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