Wishing you all a day full of peace, joy, family, carbs, and highly strategic overeating. Today’s official Blitz menu is simple: 🍝 Lasagne for strength 🥩 meat for proteins 🍅🍍 Fruitables for dessert 🚀 Goose-powered digestion for maximum performance Because balance is important for my blitz partner @Pradeep Jayatilaka and I. You can’t just live on comments and caffeine forever. Sometimes the body needs layers of pasta… and the soul needs a confused hybrid dessert that may or may not be botanically legal. So wherever you are today, I hope your Easter is full of: ✨ good food ✨ good people ✨ good vibes ✨ and maybe just enough energy to keep the Blitz spirit alive between one forkful and the next Happy Easter to all the geese, builders, lurkers, fruitables, and lasagne champions of this beautiful chaotic corner of the internet 🪿 May your day be rich, layered, and slightly overfilled — like a proper lasagna.

I'm still not really sure the best use cases! :)

After extensive research, zero peer review, and a dangerously high level of confidence, my blitz buddy @Pradeep Jayatilaka and I are proud to announce that the fruitable has entered the food chain. For those still catching up: A fruitable is what happens when a fruit and a vegetable stop arguing about labels and choose growth instead. Tomato? Identity crisis. Eggplant? Secret fruit. Pepper? Fruit in disguise. Fruitable? The final form. Starting today, I will be switching to a 100% fruitable-based Blitz diet in the hope that it improves: 🍓 creativity🥕 leaderboard velocity🍅 comment stamina🍆 strategic decision-making🍍 personal confusion Doctors have not commented. Scientists are divided. Goosify may never recover. Happy April Fool’s to all the fruit, vegetables, and misunderstood hybrids in this community. Long live the fruitable. 👑

format’s changin! we’re doing community audits live (goose audits) you apply we pick a couple each call we fix your stuff live real feedback real time only apply if ur actually gonna show up plzzzzz don’t fumble your own audit 🪿 (applications opening soon)

My favorite color is teal and my favorite pokemon is Charmeleon 💜 ❤️