The Knight With An Onion For A Head has reportedly been spotted playing the tuba, while standing on the roofs of residents including Mr Zarathrusta and Mrs Malfunctionz. Have you seen and/or heard this recurring nuisance? Kindly report on his rooftop location and the music/songs you heard him play.

The Knight With An Onion For A Head has been spotted attempting to wreak havoc in our newly-opened onion museum. Residents have reported him kneeling down behind the various onion displays and placing his head upon them, in order to masquerade as the real thing. When museum visitors come within two metres of him, he snarls alarming and/or confusing utterances at them. "In retrospect," says Michael J Frisque, the museum's curator, "I'll admit we should have foreseen this type of thing." The Knight's last reported utterance, as reported by the Widow Moulinex, was: "May your legs be slathered with marmalade, then snapped clean off. Like television sets." Please report anything you hear the Knight uttering in the museum.

The Knight With An Onion For A Head has once again been terrorising residents this morning. There have been reports of him crouching behind a vegetable stall in the market place, placing his head among real onions, then leaping up to shock unsuspecting browsers. It is unclear whether he is still present, so please browse with caution and report any further incidents. 👇

The Knight With An Onion For A Head was spotted in the south-west quadrant, seven minutes ago. He was reportedly dancing to 'jungle music', while throwing playing cards at a cow's anus. Did any other residents witness this or related incidents?