The Knight With An Onion For A Head has once again been terrorising residents this morning. There have been reports of him crouching behind a vegetable stall in the market place, placing his head among real onions, then leaping up to shock unsuspecting browsers. It is unclear whether he is still present, so please browse with caution and report any further incidents. 👇

The Knight With An Onion For A Head was spotted in the south-west quadrant, seven minutes ago. He was reportedly dancing to 'jungle music', while throwing playing cards at a cow's anus. Did any other residents witness this or related incidents?