7d (edited) • Castle Reports
🏰 WELCOME TO THE CASTLE (Start Here)
You are now a resident. Please report unusual conditions promptly.
You are encouraged to make your own new posts to:
🧅 report things you see
🧅 document creatures
🧅 warn others about inclement weather events
🧅 report items found within or beyond the Castle
Not everything requires an accompanying image.
Nothing requires sensible meaning.
Brief reports are welcome.
Examples:
“The southern staircase remembered my aunt again.”
“Bitter fog near the pastry chamber.”
“The horses appear diagonally exhausted.”
If you see something unsettling, impossible or mildly administrative…
… please post about it.
The more you get involved, the higher you climb on the Castle Leaderboard and the more ridiculous treasure you unlock.
Now, you'll find your living quarters up to the left.
Guests seeking additional comfort, confusion and ceremonial gifts may wish to enquire about upgrading to a Premium suite.
Either way, please navigate the 10-foot swan on the landing with care.
Peer not into the jug it holds.
Thank you for your continued dampness.
P.S. There have been reports of an explorable dungeon beneath the Castle. Dungeon posts are marked with a green circle:🟢 They are part of an interactive adventure and should not be read in numerical order.
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