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May 21 • Castle Reports
Have you seen John Craven's bum?
The bare backside of popular 80s children's newsreader John Craven has been spotted in several places in and around the castle.
Yesterday at 3.23am, it was briefly seen poking out of the north-south-eastsouth turret window.
Yesterday at 2.45pm, the bum manifested inside a resident's washing machine, lunging out when they opened the door.
And today at 1.12pm, the cult figure's derriere was seen in a tree in the woods by a dog.
If residents have spotted John Craven's bum, please record the sighting below.
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