This creature has materialized in the northern corner of the St Festoon's Cafeteria.
The length of the stilts is unknown, but the creature's head almost touches the stained glass ceiling. So think on that.
The badger has indicated, via a go-between (a stoat with the shits on shorter stilts) that it is willing to answer questions from residents.
If anyone would like to ask a question, fire away.
Please note: St Festoon's Cafeteria is currently offering a two groats discount on its notoriously delicious Plum Duff Cupcake Cheeseblocks, presumably to stop the badger's presence deterring snackers from spending their ackers.