BIG NEWS: My New Morning Wellness Routine! 🌱

Good morning, beautiful souls! ☀️

𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗷𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁. After years of studying herbs and wellness, I’ve decided to completely change my morning routine.

Starting today, I am no longer drinking tea or water. Instead, I will be going out into my backyard at 5:00 AM, burying my feet in the dirt, and simply 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕤𝕪𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 with my houseplants for energy. 🪴☀️

I figure if my pothos plant can thrive on just sunlight and vibes, so can I! I'll let you know how my leaves are coming along next week.

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𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗔𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗟 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟𝗦' 𝗗𝗔𝗬! 🤣🌿

Could you imagine?! Don't worry, I am sitting right here with my very real, very warm cup of dandelion root tea, and I have zero plans to turn into a houseplant today! 🫖

Let's have some fun this morning: What is the most ridiculous wellness trend you have ever heard of (or actually tried)?

𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀

🥬 A cabbage soup diet from the 90s

🍋 Drinking something that tasted like actual dirt

🧘‍♀️ Goat yoga where a goat ate your hair (true story for some!)

Drop your funniest wellness trend below! Let's start this Wednesday with some laughter! 👇

With love and actual tea,

𝓐𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓵 𝓙𝓸𝔂 💜🌹

Stay positive and kind.

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