Colonel Pumpkin- head, IRCG 4th division had this to say: Fuck looking for Jews behind trees and rocks!!! You fucking idiots, they are in your closets, under your beds and behind your doors SHIT MAN I don’t what to tell you. Help is not on the way.
To: Naré Bars From: agent Gabrielle Subject: Mission Update Considering logistics and cost. MI 7 has cleared the use of A.I. Each contestant will choose his favorite IRGC member from published photos. The competition will be called the Vlad dance. A.I. generated figures should appear waste up due to censorship. The pole can emerge out of the mouth mature audiences will understand. Have a large competition and make a few thousand “Short” videos. As always if any of you are captured, His Majesty’s Director of Intelligence, Armin Navabi will disavow knowledge of your activities.