From Fax Machine Chaos to $3,800/Month (My Ugliest Profitable Workflow)
Client: 40-year-old construction company. Their document sources made me cry. THE FRANKENSTEIN INPUTS - Fax machine from 1997 (still receives quotes) - Email attachments in 12 different formats - Photos from job sites (handwritten estimates on napkins) - Scanned contracts from the 90s - Modern PDFs from new suppliers - Excel sheets with bizarre macros Built the ugliest n8n workflow ever. 23 nodes of pure chaos. THE MONSTROSITY ARCHITECTURE Input nodes (5): Email, fax server, Dropbox, API webhook, manual upload Document detection (7 types): Fax quality, photo, scan, PDF, Excel, Word, "other" Processing paths (12 different strategies): - Fax documents → Noise reduction + OCR enhancement - Photos → Perspective correction + handwriting OCR - Scans → Deskew + quality improvement - PDFs → Standard extraction - Tables → Structure preservation - Legacy formats → Format conversion first Validation layer (3 nodes): Confidence scoring, human review queue, retry logic Output integration: Their ancient ERP system (SOAP API from 2003) Notification system: Email with color-coded status reports IT'S HIDEOUS BUT PROFITABLE Monthly processing volume: - 847 fax documents (yes, really) - 1,230 email attachments - 456 job site photos - 2,100+ total documents Results after 8 months: - 97.3% processing success rate - Saved 3 full-time data entry positions - Client fee: $3,800/month - API costs: $127/month - Profit: $3,673/month THE UGLY TRUTH My prettiest 6-node workflows: Average $900/month My ugliest 23+ node monsters: Average $3,200/month Clean workflows impress developers. Working workflows impress clients. Current ugly workflow revenue: $14,800/month across 4 clients. Pretty workflows: $4,200/month across 7 clients. The construction client just referred me to 3 competitors. All have similar document chaos. What's your ugliest automation that somehow prints money?